Allergies are kicking my butt this year, so instead of giving you guys a heart attack and telling you I sold out to Microsoft or something, I give you this:
I move my shoulders, tilt my head back and move the mouse cursor in all directions
I didn't understand what's happening on my screen, fortunately, I don't suffer from arachnophobia.
Interesting to note that April Fools Day originated when the current Gregorian calendar was adopted by Christians in the 16th century and it regarded January 1st as the New Year. Traditionally a New Year began in April and those who didn't adopt the new calendar were mocked as April Fools. https://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/April+fools
I wonder what it would be like if the New Year began in April even now. Summer in the beginning of the year... Nah I like it in the middle.